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Posted: 15 March 2010 12:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]  
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Just going with my gut, the (WEIGHTED * WEIGHT) + WEIGHT method seems like its producing the best result with the smallest amount of work required.  It can reward teams like SLE and Skeets (9 & 10) for having a great season, but does not punish too harshly that the Slappers (14) have had a difficult season with a tough schedule.

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Posted: 15 March 2010 12:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]  
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Fidel Assthrow - 15 March 2010 11:32 AM

This makes a lot more sense to me.  The Slappers are almost winless, this season.  If they won zero games, they would still thunderfuck Bearheart.


Dear Fidel,


We’re glad that you like us best out of all the F-bracket teams, and that you are so committed to spreading our name far and wide. However, we do not enjoy your suggestions that we spread our legs far and wide, as well.


At least, not to teams who haven’t taken us out on a date first. We’re old-fashioned that way.


Please either choose another team to illustrate your debauched metaphors or, preferably, choose a metaphor that’s not loaded with imagery of violence against women and bears.


Love,


Bearheart

 
Posted: 15 March 2010 01:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]  
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Whoah! At what pointed did I load images of violence against women? 
 
If the teams below you had any forum representation (and an even less intimidating theme), I promise that I would have chosen them to illustrate my point.

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Posted: 15 March 2010 01:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]  
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Ok, Rob, I edited my post and removed the offensive word.

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Posted: 15 March 2010 01:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]  
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Awesome!

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Posted: 15 March 2010 01:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]  
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Fidel Assthrow - 15 March 2010 01:17 PM

Ok, Rob, I edited my post and removed the offensive word.

Dear Fidel,
         
I think I speak for myself and maybe as many as 3 other people when I say that your use of profanity on these forums is disturbing. Because we are friends, I am trying to justify to myself a situation that would make your use of such crude language acceptable, but I simply can’t do it.
       
Instead, let me offer the following potential solution. You might find that your comments are more well received if you changed the deeply offensive term ‘thunder****’ to the more acceptable ‘thunderously make tender sweet love to’. I certainly think that Bearheart would find this a more pleasant experience, as would many more of us on the forums.
     
Thank you for considering this option.

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Posted: 15 March 2010 01:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]  
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Fidel Assthrow - 15 March 2010 01:17 PM

Ok, Rob, I edited my post and removed the offensive word.


Excellent. It’s much appreciated. Everyone knows that bears truly enjoy being thunderously made love to ... when it’s consensual.

 
Posted: 15 March 2010 01:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]  
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There’s just no way to respectfully depict Gaffney-on-Care Bear sexual abuse.

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Posted: 15 March 2010 01:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]  
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Fidel Assthrow - 15 March 2010 01:17 PM

Ok, Rob, I edited my post and removed the offensive word.

Dear Fidel,
         
I think I speak for myself and maybe as many as 3 other people when I say that your use of profanity on these forums is disturbing. Because we are friends, I am trying to justify to myself a situation that would make your use of such crude language acceptable, but I simply can’t do it.
       
Instead, let me offer the following potential solution. You might find that your comments are more well received if you changed the deeply offensive term ‘thunder****’ to the more acceptable ‘thunderously make tender sweet love to’. I certainly think that Bearheart would find this a more pleasant experience, as would many more of us on the forums.
     
Thank you for considering this option.

When did this forum get inundated with pussies?

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Posted: 15 March 2010 01:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]  
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Fidel Assthrow - 15 March 2010 01:07 PM

If the teams below you had any forum representation (and an even less intimidating theme), I promise that I would have chosen them to illustrate my point.


I’ll note that it is kinda chivalrous, in a weird way, for forum representation to be the requirement for Fidel’s use in his examples.


It’s like he doesn’t want to talk about them behind their backs. It’s like a weird kind of honor. Ahhh, Recesstime Dodgeball ... what a colorful and interesting assortment of folks you’ve introduced me to!

 
Posted: 15 March 2010 01:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]  
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Dear Fidel,


We’re glad that you like us best out of all the F-bracket teams, and that you are so committed to spreading our name far and wide. However, we do not enjoy your suggestions that we spread our legs far and wide, as well.


At least, not to teams who haven’t taken us out on a date first. We’re old-fashioned that way.


Please either choose another team to illustrate your debauched metaphors or, preferably, choose a metaphor that’s not loaded with imagery of violence against women and bears.


Love,


Bearheart

de-jon/re-jon - 15 March 2010 01:27 PM

Dear Fidel,
         
I think I speak for myself and maybe as many as 3 other people when I say that your use of profanity on these forums is disturbing. Because we are friends, I am trying to justify to myself a situation that would make your use of such crude language acceptable, but I simply can’t do it.
       
Instead, let me offer the following potential solution. You might find that your comments are more well received if you changed the deeply offensive term ‘thunder****’ to the more acceptable ‘thunderously make tender sweet love to’. I certainly think that Bearheart would find this a more pleasant experience, as would many more of us on the forums.
     
Thank you for considering this option.

Somebody f*ckin’ rape me now!!! Hopefully the ensuing PTSD would result in the suppression of some of my memories! Namely this bullsh*t I just read! I just threw up a little in my god damn mouth!

 
Posted: 15 March 2010 03:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]  
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Fidel Assthrow - 15 March 2010 01:17 PM

Ok, Rob, I edited my post and removed the offensive word.

Dear Fidel,
         
I think I speak for myself and maybe as many as 3 other people when I say that your use of profanity on these forums is disturbing. Because we are friends, I am trying to justify to myself a situation that would make your use of such crude language acceptable, but I simply can’t do it.
       
Instead, let me offer the following potential solution. You might find that your comments are more well received if you changed the deeply offensive term ‘thunder****’ to the more acceptable ‘thunderously make tender sweet love to’. I certainly think that Bearheart would find this a more pleasant experience, as would many more of us on the forums.
     
Thank you for considering this option.

When did this forum get inundated with pussies?

When K-Suck Sucky and SeaChicken took over with their bullshit pussy(cat) threads

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Posted: 15 March 2010 03:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]  
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Poison Mindy - 15 March 2010 01:51 PM

When did this forum get inundated with pussies?

 
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Posted: 15 March 2010 03:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]  
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Fidel Assthrow - 15 March 2010 01:17 PM

Ok, Rob, I edited my post and removed the offensive word.

Dear Fidel,
         
I think I speak for myself and maybe as many as 3 other people when I say that your use of profanity on these forums is disturbing. Because we are friends, I am trying to justify to myself a situation that would make your use of such crude language acceptable, but I simply can’t do it.
       
Instead, let me offer the following potential solution. You might find that your comments are more well received if you changed the deeply offensive term ‘thunder****’ to the more acceptable ‘thunderously make tender sweet love to’. I certainly think that Bearheart would find this a more pleasant experience, as would many more of us on the forums.
     
Thank you for considering this option.

When did this forum get inundated with pussies?

wow… really?! i guess sarcasm doesn’t translate well on the forums. that was meant to be making fun of Rob, not legitimately asking Fidel to change his post. Oy. I mean, really… listen to the tone of that post… who the FUCK talks like that and means it?!?!?!?!

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Posted: 15 March 2010 03:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]  
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Fidel Assthrow - 15 March 2010 01:17 PM

Ok, Rob, I edited my post and removed the offensive word.

Dear Fidel,
         
I think I speak for myself and maybe as many as 3 other people when I say that your use of profanity on these forums is disturbing. Because we are friends, I am trying to justify to myself a situation that would make your use of such crude language acceptable, but I simply can’t do it.
       
Instead, let me offer the following potential solution. You might find that your comments are more well received if you changed the deeply offensive term ‘thunder****’ to the more acceptable ‘thunderously make tender sweet love to’. I certainly think that Bearheart would find this a more pleasant experience, as would many more of us on the forums.
     
Thank you for considering this option.

When did this forum get inundated with pussies?

wow… really?! i guess sarcasm doesn’t translate well on the forums. that was meant to be making fun of Rob, not legitimately asking Fidel to change his post. Oy. I mean, really… listen to the tone of that post… who the FUCK talks like that and means it?!?!?!?!

Pussies.

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